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Republicans want minorities to die.
Democrats don't want minorities to die, but are less effective than I would like.
bOtH sIdEs ArE bAd!1!1
Nowhere at ALL did I say both sides are equally bad, yet you fucking morons continue to assume that point... LEARN TO FUCKING READ, you nuanceless retard.
Both sides can be bad, while one side is still significantly worse. Again, two things can be true at once, but you morons are literally too stupid to understand the entire point. Truly, pathetic.
Oh jeeze, hoisted by your own retard...
Bud your point isn't complicated or even slightly difficult to understand, it's just bad (and uses slurs)
rofl so offended by a word that you no longer even remember the topic, eh? What a pathetic loser you must be. Get back on point, or continue to prove that only the truly dull fail to understand how two things can be true at once.
Oh you're reeeeally not very good at this, are you.
If you go somewhere that smells like shit: that place smells like shit.
If everywhere you go smells like shit: Check your shoe for shit.
If everyone is "literally too stupid to understand the entire point" then you are literally too stupid to articulate your point.
Nice attempt to turn that around, but only one of us is failing to understand an extremely basic point, and only one of us is assuming the other is calling them equivalent.
Would you understand it better if I said one was an entire garbage dump on fire instead of "a pile"? You seem to want to press buttons more than you want to understand what point is being made, and that makes you rather stupid in any case.