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I guess the real satire is in the comments. Do we blame the dems for having actual plans to help more than the ruling class, or do we blame the gopniks for locking down house and/or senate to block anything positive for us poors for 49.7 of the last 50 years?
Two things can be true at once. BOTH the right slipping in to fascism, and "big tent" Democrats being ineffectual losers.
Remember: It was the Dems who shoehorned Hillary in and brought us Trump... You can laud them all you want for having A plan, but if that plan is a pathetic cry for attention that got us Donald Drumpf for president...
Maybe you should consider that many, many Democrars ACTUALLY ARE fucking losers with a pathetically inept plan in the face of rising fascism.
That doesn't magically make the faecists the right choice, it just means we are yet again stuck with an outright terrible burning pile of trash on one side, and a freshly shit bed on the other.
Republicans want minorities to die.
Democrats don't want minorities to die, but are less effective than I would like.
bOtH sIdEs ArE bAd!1!1
Nowhere at ALL did I say both sides are equally bad, yet you fucking morons continue to assume that point... LEARN TO FUCKING READ, you nuanceless retard.
Both sides can be bad, while one side is still significantly worse. Again, two things can be true at once, but you morons are literally too stupid to understand the entire point. Truly, pathetic.
If you go somewhere that smells like shit: that place smells like shit.
If everywhere you go smells like shit: Check your shoe for shit.
If everyone is "literally too stupid to understand the entire point" then you are literally too stupid to articulate your point.
Nice attempt to turn that around, but only one of us is failing to understand an extremely basic point, and only one of us is assuming the other is calling them equivalent.
Would you understand it better if I said one was an entire garbage dump on fire instead of "a pile"? You seem to want to press buttons more than you want to understand what point is being made, and that makes you rather stupid in any case.
Oh jeeze, hoisted by your own retard...
Bud your point isn't complicated or even slightly difficult to understand, it's just bad (and uses slurs)
rofl so offended by a word that you no longer even remember the topic, eh? What a pathetic loser you must be. Get back on point, or continue to prove that only the truly dull fail to understand how two things can be true at once.
Oh you're reeeeally not very good at this, are you.