Oh Kenney, you silly goose.

Paxton insisted the counties' plan to pay third-party vendors to print and mail voter registration forms could lead to ineligible voters violating state law by attempting to register.

Surely, you're such a great AG and your team is so great that you'd be able to catch them, Kenney, right? Riiiiight?

Gov. Greg Abbott announced last week that a comprehensive audit of the state's voter records over the past three years found over one million ineligible voters, nearly half of which are deceased.

Prove it. I want receipts, you lying, cheating, corrupt fuck.